Use this time to regularly post on facebook about how awesome you are - but don't post anywhere else on the internet!īecause the facebook communities and official forums are OBVIOUSLY the ONLY people that play your game, and are therefore the only ones that should be considered part of the online community.Ĥ. Well done - you have already alienated and/or disappointed a very large percentage of your fanbase already! From the franchise that brought us episodes like the much-acclaimed "City on the Edge of Forever" and the starkly poignant "The Sound of Her Voice", we now give you "SHOOT THIS THING, SWAP THIS SPECIFIC SPACE CURRENCY FOR THIS SPECIFIC SPACE THING")ģ. (Caveat: There is *one* conversation that the Romulan faction has that actually has an impact on the rest of their game: the conversation where they choose to ally with the FED or the KDF. Instead, over 6 years, use the name and reputation of that franchise to sell an average game about shooting things and also sometimes about pressing 'F' a few times to skip to the part about shooting things, because the conversations in the game are literally-as-is-written *utterly meaningless* outside of two subgenre of gamers: fans of lore, and achevement hunters. Ignore all that huggy, feely, hippie junk. Purchase the MMO gaming rights to a beloved cult-classic sci-fi franchise which is famous for its willingness to openly discuss important social topics in a non-biased fashion.Ģ. Here is a rough list of guidelines if you, for some reason, need your company to anger a bunch of MMO players.ġ. Here is an excerpt from my new book called "There is obviously no book, and I am obviously a troll." which can be found right now at any terrible bookstores, and also select dentists for some reason wihch I have never fully understood.īelow is a list of guidelines from the chapter titled "HELP! WE WANT TO BE TERRIBLE AT ONLINING, WHICH IS TOTALLY A WORD! "
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